Moondog's couplets

These are fragments of Moondog’s Milleniad that I managed to get my hands on. I didn't include the couplets from Moondog's Corner (which have been online forever), nor The Common Calendar, nor the next page listing couplets from his songs. Everything else here comes from scans of two original copies that I was allowed to see. There are only four known copies in existence and they are both rare and extremely expensive, which is why almost none of this has ever circulated. This is not the only reason however, as you will realize once you start reading, he can be pretty racist at times.

I proofread it 3 times, but there could still be copying errors — I'll revisit occasionally. The scans are provided at the end of the page.

The collection sits at 37.5%.

Fragment from #26 to #75
Fragment from #101 to #125
Fragment from #176 to #225
Fragment from #251 to #275
Fragment from #326 to #375
Fragment from #476 to #525
Fragment from #551 to #575
Fragment from #751 to #775
Fragment from #776 to #825
Fragment from #976 to #1000
Scans

Fragment from #26 to #75

Both rich recluse and pauper just aren't listed in the book,
The telephone directory, I mean - you take a look.
She played the waiting game until her heart was turning grey.
And then, belatedly, she up - and gave her heart away.
A feathered V for Victory is flying toward the south,
To settle down - some time, some place - in Mississippi's mouth.
"Remember when I let you make a puppet out of Me?
You made a solemn promise - you'd ventriloquize for free."
A mongrel took a dog house on a street that was restricted,
And even though he paid his rent on time, he was evicted.
"When gameless hunters used the plow to cultivate my face,
They left a scar that only wind and water could erase."
The sword of Damocles is hanging over all of us,
In view of that, what subject can we sensibly discuss?
Reluctantly I gather from the way you say, "Goodbye,"
That what has just begun to live has just begun to die.
To chew the rag, to chew the fat is popular with some,
But what is popular with most is chewing bubble gum.
The only one who knows this ounce of words is just a token,
Is he who has a ton to tell - that must remain unspoken.
O Jewish race, arise and face your bar of justice now,
To hear as many charges - as these pages will allow.
I brushed against her figure - yes, and almost by mistake,
And though I'm not a Quaker, I confess it made me quake.
Throughout this poem - pause - between one couplet and the next,
Or else you'll miss the meaning of an ever-changing text.
"The side on which I mount, on which I wear my sword, is right,
For I was born left-handed," Quoth a bold, left-handed knight.
Atomic mushrooms raise their heads above the roaring rubble,
And stare at Father Time who strokes a beard of stinking stubble.
I'll tell you just how much I need you, here behind my bars.
I need you just as much as old Vespucci needed stars.
The even-numbered verses are at random all the way -
Contrasting, fill-in buffers to thematic interplay.
She struck a bell that struck a note of militance that bore
A military overtone - that ended up in war.
If Homer lived today, he couldn't have a Seeing Eye,
Because he was a beggar - that's the Blue-Law reason why.
"How dare you say that I created you in My own image?
You're not aware that you created Me in your own image?"
Let's go to the Boot, the boot of boots, let's go to the Boot, let's go,
And crush the grapes with our naked feet - so tomorrow's wine may flow.
"As I beheld a billion troops encamped beneath the stars,
Methought that Earth had been misnamed - they should have called it Mars."
The gophers dug the treasure up, the pack rats brought it home,
And sold it to the bees who paid for it with honey comb.
Lotisami, the scented petals falling on your face,
Are falling from perfumeries that live to give you grace.
Judah-Judges aren't so int'rested in law and order,
Per se, but are so int'rested - in Jewish law and order.
I'm showing off before the show in any way I can,
Discussing almost anything - but sex in Turkestan.
Who paid the passage for your sons to fight the Germans twice?
The Jew Germanophobe - so whom the Germans weren't so nice.
Hasten to the golden one - the one with the golden hair,
But don't be disappointed if you fail to find her there.
The Realm that's been at war with us is now at peace with us -
At peace with us until it pays to be at war with us.
A stalk of wheat remarked, "I found myself in colonizing."
A second stalk replied, "I lost myself in pollenizing."
The Cath'lics are truly un-American as they can be,
Because they do really - pledge allegiance to the Holy See.
Encamped about your castle walls, I'm laying siege to you
With catapults enough - or all scaling-ladders will not do.
They look through telescopes and microscopes in purple and spells,
To see both large and small, the likes of galaxies and cells.
You Blackeroons would crash the gate that closes in your glass?
There's just no use your trying - for, by God, you shall not pass.
It's unity within variety throughout this opus,
In rondeau form - a most uncommonform of hocus-pocus.
"The features you have given Me are wholly out of place,
Because they do not add up to a figurative face."
One-third as heavy as it says? You wonder what's the pitch?
This one-pound, three-ounce steak has undergone a levia-switch.
"If you must ban all books of hate, then ban the Bible first,
For we, the ghosts of Jericho, contend - it is the worst."
A block of stone is ice and so, a block of ice is stone,
For either has a melting-point - the facts of which are known.
If you should ever come to feel that I am too attentive,
A frown upon your lovely face would be a prime preventive.
"The sudden change in France is not so sudden, after all,
For it's been in the making - since the Romans conquered Gaul."
If altar's "ar" sounds different than faulter's "ar" then I'm
Positively licentious when I use phonetic rhyme.
The browns discriminate against the blacks, the tans against the browns,
The creams against the tans - in Mason-Dixon's mongrel-towns.
We leaned in toward each other and I whispered in her ear,
"I love you" - even though no one was close enough to hear.
You're foolish if you let yourself be drawn into debating -
With Jews about the Jew - so good at word manipulating.
She watched them sink a hole to sink a building just begun,
And said, "I'll buy New York - the day they ever get it done."
The Little Corp'ral, shouldering his way through hist'ry books,
Wore epaulets to make his shoulders broad - like Captain Cook's.
I can't explain my oldness now, as you extend your hand.
You must await a later date to fully understand.
"We have a short longevity within our busy hive,
But we don't care how short it is, so long as we're alive."
The pine became a symbol after Nimrod wed his mother -
Became another symbol after Jesus turned the other -

Fragment from #101 to #125

Quite foolishly I told my love my heart was half a hell.
Which frightened her away in half the time it takes to tell.
The fetters bind us are forged from gold we put in banks?
Whose bankers do the forging? Justice Brandeis, many thanks.
"Degree and kind of difference perplexed me 'till I read
A hair-brained book, 'The Origin of Species'," Darwin.
Duck Island's just the place for you if you're a diplomat
Who doesn't care to Chiang Kai' check the off-shore island spat.
To love in word is fine, to love in deed is even finer.
But since the letter cannot be, you shan't know pen from piner.
The bull was bellowing a sound so full of overtones,
It must have emanated from a belly - full of 'bones.
Breed, you Anglicontracephites. More babies - or -
Lose The Baby Battle Of The Raco-Creedan War.
A certain buccaneer survived the blast but lost a leg,
A leg that never should have stood - on half a powder keg.
"I'm not The Ever Was, The Ever Shall Be, and I damm
whoever doesn't call Me by My name, The Ever Am."
Enough of general remarks, it's time for exposition,
Exposing - in an expose' - what's coming to fruition.
"The day my Johnnie quit the cards, my Johnnie quit the track,
And quit New York for keeps - to drive a hack in Hackensack."
As mass-production masses on the boarders of the mind,
A treaty of surrender is conditionally signed.
You say you're not the lady I'm addressing here? Then who's
Lotisami - if not the one to whom I air my views?
The tempest in a teapot - over nepotism - spent
Its fury on Jacksonians - from vice to president.
I shudder when I think, "Supposing Malthus hadn't said it -
On paper, so that paper hangers never could have read it."
The first three shades of shakelraking should be known to you -
The Jew, the Gentiled Jew, the Gentile fronting for the Jew.
Concerning her, she'll know when I pretend and when I don't.
Concerning any other matter, two to one, she won't.
Within a moment's time the final grain of sand will drop.
Upend your hour glass, old man, or the universe will stop.
When James proposed, she asked, "Just what have you to offer, Jim?"
But didn't ask herself just what she had to offer him.
Both passengers and crew were unaware their ship was spending
Its final moments as a ship - whose final trip was ending.
"To each his own" is I that love can change "To both his own".
"To each her own" is you that love can change "To both her own".
If poetry's unpopular, then poets are at fault -
For writing fuss and feathers when they should be writing salt.
The weapon-wife, withholding sex to dominate her spouse,
May learn - too late - that she has turned a home into a house.
Thanks to Heinrich Schliemann, Homer's Troy was not a myth,
Because he sensed that Homer's Iliad was not a myth.
"What are love and hate to Me when I experience neither?
What are lungs and air to Me when I'm just not a breather?"

Fragment from #176 to #225

Beneath the second layer's where the pearl of victory lies,
First peel away mobility, then peel away surprise.
Lotisami, I need you more than anything I own,
But I'm a pauper - consequently, flattery has flown.
"Catholicism's just as protestant as are the sects -
Whose names are Protestant," Greek Orthodoxy recollects.
My way is one of feeling and of thinking all about
The words that must go in, that must stay in, that must come out.
"Whigs, wake up. The Duke of York is dreaming of succession,
And in the dream, he's James II, - going to confession."
Convinced that she was through with me, I closed the closing door,
And walked away - not knowing she was writhing on the floor.
The U. S. A.'s the leading state within the U. S. E.?
As "Foreign Aid" becomes "Domestic Aid" - that none should see?
"New York Jews, what happened very early in my reign,"
Said Richard, "Happened in the town of York, - I'll not explain."
Siberian snow is falling fast and billowing the ground,
As Russian boots, in rhythm, offer up a crunching sound.
The analyst in me has this to say about your teasing,
That though he finds it disconcerting, yet - he finds it pleasing.
Unknown to them, a sunken road was blocking their advance,
Until it filled with trample-killed and gave the rest a chance.
Sir Walter Scott's "The Disinherited" is eating pork -
That isn't kosher with Rebecca's Isaac of New York.
The straw that broke the camel's back then walked the second mile,
And baked the baker's dozen - which it ate without a smile.
"If anything, I'm pleased about your negative approach -
As pleased as I'm displeased about their positive approach."
The cowpokes, from the Circle X, not known for their sobriety,
Were riding up and shooting up - the town of notoriety.
"We blacks aren't saying whites must intermarry us by force,
But force a mixing - then you'll see how nature takes its course."
The hunting leopard ran so fast his body was a blur,
And caught a creature highly prized for both its flesh and fur.
If waiting is the key to you, then waiting it will be,
While I persuade old Father Time to hurry - so that we - .
The toes of certain business men are long - so long, in fact,
The Reverend wears wings - to keep from stepping on his act.
I'll do my writing when the mood for writing is in season.
The couplet and the love I bear'll be my rhyme and reason.
If you're aware of race and creed, it's all because the Jew
Has promulgated it, that he is he - and you are you.
A phantomooress haunted me to death, for when she sighed,
She made me want to live with her - an so, I sank and died.
Three unconverted Pauls, whose names were Driven, Drive and Drift,
Are now converted Sauls, whose names are Shriven, Shrive and Shrift.
"My leaves are so dissimilar to one another - see?
And yet, so similar to one another," Said the tree.
The final phrase, "To be Continued" needn't be appended,
For it's a part of Part I's final verse - which now is ended.
I find it very difficult to call you any more,
For what was once an opening is now a closing - door.
The Gobi Desert whispers, "He who holds the last remains
Of Genghis Khan - will one day rid the world of all its pains."
Since love is based on need, it's clear why urbans do not love,
But rurals love because they need - as Easter needs the dove.
Prepare yourself for living life in any way you can -
Without the trap of living it according to a plan.
"The word of God is just the word of man, I keep insisting."
Said God, "What's more, it's more than just My arm - his arm is twisting."
If every country drops all tariff walls at once, you'd know,
If they're to meet - our tide must ebb much more - than their's can flow.
"It couldn't happen to me, I thought, but just to the other guy,
But then it happened to me - and I became the other guy."
The military-missionary coalition wins -
Relieving backward peoples of their sovereignties and sins.
Notatively it fell upon a falling major third,
And summed you up completely - with a tri-syllabic word.
Jews who know the art of infiltration by infusion,
Also know the art of coalition by collusion.
I saw myself in terms of what I wanted me to be -
Through eyes that saw for me just what they wanted me to see.
The mouthpiece of the Jews - I mean, The Times - is 'GXR,
On which you'll shine - for sure - if you're a curly-headed star.
I hurried like I never did before, for I was late.
A scented scarf - Lotisami had been - but wouldn't wait.
If Jewish, Greek and Roman orthodoxies were, at first,
Three diff'rent, but related heresies - then they're accurs'd.
Imur said, "I'll grant that as a soldier, I'm destructive,
If you, in turn, will grant that as a statesman, I'm constructive."
Diversity of nationale within a given race,
Within a given melting pot, 's a given time and place.
I don't deny I like to talk, but when it comes to love,
My tongue is tied - and I can't tell you what I'm thinking of.
What sort of seamanship is this, that passengers may die,
That crew and skipper, too, may live - to eat their pizza pie?
On scales of skin the darks are high - that's why the lights are low.
The weighers name is Jim they say, whose mother is a crow.
Perhaps the world at its best is just a trifle less than dismal.
Perhaps the world at its worst is just a trifle less than abysmal.
"If you're a loose or broken string, your melodies are lost
On Air who's all despair to see My bow - no longer crossed."
Intensively she studied what extensively she read,
And fluently she quoted - something someone else had said.
"The wolverine that robs and springs my traps - in spite of me,
Is fox enough to do his worst, unseen - because of me."
Merely to assert "these 'truths' to be self-evident"?
Without a proof to prove "these 'truths' to be self-evident"?
I'm thinking, yes, I'm thinking, I might possibly o'er-take you.
You're thinking, yes, you're thinking, I might possibly forsake you.

Fragment from #251 to #275

Caucasoids' and Negroids' intermarrying it out,
Mongoloids' and Negroids' intermarrying it out.
When John was young he prided himself on taking what was his.
When John was old he prided himself on giving what was his.
"You fish can barely see beyond your own galactic bowl,
E'en so, you tell yourselves - and Me, what constitutes the Whole."
A culture's rise inheres in its offensive-mindedness.
A culture's fall inheres in its defensive-mindedness.
"To know, to know, to know, to know my new tuxed's function,
I took a train - whicch took me down to old Tuxed Junction."
The Jews who used - to think the sidcretion is the better part
Of valour, - died - for thinking valour is the better part.
Perhaps it's just as well you do not know what I can do,
For if you knew you'd beg of me to make a slave of you.
The clear and present danger's not so much the clear and past
Danger as the clear and future danger, - should we last.
I'm hoping you, Vienna, will correct me if I'm wrong,
In saying, "Mozart sold his compositions for a song."
Supposing each Atomic Era lasts a fevered fraction
Of cosmic time - before the last atomic chain reaction.
I never thought I'd think or felt I'd feel the way I do,
But thoughts and feelings have a way of creeping up on you.
It's not an accident of hist'ry he's a shekelrake.
More driven from within than from without - he needs must make.
His Excellency only said, "It's studying to reach -
Decisions in the light of facts and figures - for a speech."
The masquerade is over. Now it's time to know the name -
Of every Jew - who faked his way - to popular acclaim.
Sleep-walkingly, I led the way that led to Sleepy Hollow,
But looking back, I wakened - when I didn't see you follow.
The latest figure? Earth's about five billion years of age -
Until they turn "The Record of the Rocks" another page.
Catholicism's barrelling the country by inher-
Iting the faithfuls' locks and stocks - to Uncle Sam's despair.
The bamboo sapling hoped across an inter-nodal sea,
And made each node a brief abode - but never made a tree.
"If he's divine, then so are you, but should you say you're not,
I'd say he isn't, either," Argued Eine Kleine Gott.
Thinkers are engaged in throwing light upon the subject,
While feelers are engaged in throwing heat upon the subject.
"At the crack of dawn I heard a cock-a-doodle-doo alarm,
And opened sleepy eyes to another day upon the farm."
They cry, "Equality," but think, "Superiority."
We cry, "Equality," but think, "Inferiority."
I'll coach you, incognito, Cinderella in reverse.
Provided you provide the script and I provide the purse.
A martyr couldn't be a martyr if the world were good,
So while he's changing it, he's a half-way doubting if he should.
This line is uninformative enough to cause my spending
Another line informing you - this poem has no ending.

Fragment of #326 to 375

Don't "Mind the music and the step" that doesn't mind the throne,
That doesn't mind morality - because it isn't known.
The doe concealed her fawn and said, "Now here's your hiding place,
And while I'm gone, don't ever move, don't ever show your face."
"Basi'ly undemocratic?" These are words that fit
The College of Electors - or, at least, they do - to Witt.
To woo you with impunity is hardly my delight,
For there's no risk to life and limb - to win you without a fight.
There never was a blast so loud as that from the horn of Roland -
A blast that passed the France it loved and settled itself in Poland.
Democratic Jefferson and Socialistic Marks
Equate a founding-father-son dispute - that's drawing sparks.
He elevated up the highest pyramid here in town,
And saw some farmers looking up - at a farmer looking down.
The Whole declared, "You'll never know the sum of all My parts,
So stop your foolish figuring and mend your broken hearts."
A clustered vein of streptococci simulates a vine
Whose grapes have all but been converted into deadly wine.
"Unionism's one extreme - non-unionism's t'other,
But neither one's the answer to my golden-meaning brother."
The couplet said he'd rather be incisive than verbose,
And so he took a scal'p and cut the "t" from offen mos'.
I need you, my dear - I do, my dear - I need you, my dear - I do -
Not for what you can do for me - but what I can do for you.
Aside from Kelly's bricks, of course, there's nothing they can't bake,
But when it comes to boats and such - the British take the cake.
My credo may be this - that ere my dearth of days is past,
I'll strive to live each one as if it were my first and last.
West Berlin is just another chestnut in the fire -
Potentially a pretext - for another Leonard Liar.
"Your mouth is puckered up as if it's ready for a kiss,"
I told the rose Lotisami was holding - just like this.
A coc'nut with sprouting sails came sailing in from sea,
As if it knew the kind of soil that grew its kind of tree.
After having won a mighty battle on the Don,
His forces gathered 'round and shouted, "Heil - to Enghis Khan."
The flunky in the monkey-suit became the suit he wore,
And proved that we are what we wear - in Rome or Singapore.
Let there be a flooding from the fount of my affection -
A flooding which could only flow in one prescribed direction.
Imagine, if you can, just how a rouletteer would feel,
If he imagined, if he could, a world - without a wheel.
The sons of Rothschild heard the red shield say, "Don't break the law.
To make your Gentile multimillions - merely bend the law."
A week went by before the hunter found his wounded cat
Which, by the smell, had died a week before - and that was that.
"Expanding and contracting universes are a bore,
Since Relativity - I haven't had them any more."
Let's all be optimists enough to discontinue thumbing
Our noses at Futurity - for better days are coming.
Because of his surrender to the rebels, I demand,
That General Torstensonn be relieved of his command."
The re-enfranchisement of English-Jews was brought about
By Benjamin C. Baseless - of Israeli's Earl - without -.
I like your strapless - even though your back's too much revealed.
I like your strapless - even though your front's too much concealed.
The continents, America, are drifting toward the west,
Since having split with Europe-Africa - and for the best.
King James's versionaires make the charge that I'm presumptive -
In my assuming license in the writing of assumptive.
Diff'rent specied insects are the Jews, you'll realize -
In taking them for spiders and in taking us for flies.
He handed her a saw before he'd hazzard such a limb,
That she might amputate herself - when she'd enough of him.
No quarters? Yes, no quarters in the pocket of the war,
But only pennies, nickels, dimes and halves - and nothing more.
The wind, while carrying a seed across a lava flow,
Remarked, "I cannot drop you now - for there's no soil below."
Each trigger-mechanism has been triggered by a Being
Who has no trigger-eyes but who is, none the less, all-seeing.
To someone else you're just the means, to me you're just the end -
Of all my horticulturing, my cultivated friend.
The English-Jew succeeds - because the Jew in him prevails?
The Scottish-Jew succeeds - because the Jew in him prevails?
To Mistress Mary, teaching school was just the no man's land -
Between Salt Peter's Normal School and Cupid's wedding band.
A boulder took an acorn in and watered him with rain.
He grew into a mighty oak - and split his host in twain.
"By twelve o'clock I meant to have the best of you in Heaven.
But, strange as strange could be, My clock broke down - before eleven."
The only persons capable of splitting hairs with ease,
Are those unenvied itchy ones - who live my training fleas.
"I sought a scar in either palm and couldn't find it there,
But rather, just above each wrist - a Roman spike's despair."
The Puerto Rican niggers (or the Niggericans) know
That they and Yankee niggers - have a cranky way to go.
Lotisami, you told me when you didn't meet me there,
Without the use of words - "We two no longer make a pair."
We grope with eyes wide open toward the darkness of futurity,
With faith in outermost - instead of innermost security.
Since I'm an active neutral, I antagonize both camps.
Since you're a passive neutral, you protagonize both camps.
An aborigine addressed himself to William Pitt,
"If Doodle Dandy knew what 'Yankee' meant, he'd have a fit."
No matter if she did or didn't - how could she be shamed?
No matter if she does or doesn't - how could she be shamed.
It wasn't long ago, it wasn't far away, that good,
The word, was heard and said - to be pronounced the same as food.
"Pope John's immoral practices - to which he is addicted -
Have lionized another Leo," Othomange edioted.

Fragment from #476 to 525

Belated praises of "The Rubiyat" were sung the day
A retranslated version into Persian found its way.
"You fail to tell them what I am? Then tell them what I'm not -
Not This, not That, not Anything - and put them on the spot."
Burgoyne and Gates were most ill matched - that's why this phrase was coined,
Because the latter had the former general burgoyned.
"I'm with my extra heavy date, but I'm not very fond
Of the extra heavy make-up - on my self effacing blonde."
Cath'lics of the U. S. A. have always been prevented
From any one of their becoming poped or presidented.
I write because I'm far removed from what I write about.
And what is that? Why you, of course, as if you were in doubt.
"We marched in bloody mud all night beneath our heavy packs.
We reached the front and bore the brunt of enemy attacks."
Blenheim smacks of Guggenheim, of Anaheim to me,
Which was the palace home - where Winnie Churchill came to be.
"Know what to leave out, know what to leave out," The author charged his class
Of pre-authoritarians - he didn't think would pass.
Even at the risk of hurting me, she said she wouldn't,
And hurt I was because I didn't know - she meant she couldn't.
Pope Innocent III was apostolic'ly annoyed,
And gored the Charter with a bull - which ended, "null and void".
The Indian from India who said, "If I may say
So," Said it much more often - than a Britisher would say -.
We've no more a Democracy than Athens had of old,
For slaves of wage or war made either possible, we're told.
Your gentle smile has made me knight of knights in every field,
With brain and brawn enough to make each adversary yield.
Waving banners turns into a national mannerism-
That those who do not wave them tag as, "Wave-the-bannerism".
The Pope who gave the Church its temporality was not
A Spanish-Jew (Marrano) banking family man? Then what?
You say a certain jazz musician couldn't stay to play?
Because a certain jazz musician wouldn't pay to play?
"I'm sorry, high Olympus, but concerning mighty Zeus,
For Miss-demeanors credited to Him, there's no excuse."
A homing pigeon walked his bloody wings on ruddy feet,
For telling hawks, in pidgin English, he was not their meat.
"You flip each time I flip a golden flapjack on the griddle,
So long as each one takes a trip right down into your middle."
From where does revolution come? The Ghetto? Why, of course.
From whom does revolution come? The Jewry? Why, of course.
Were you a bud-of-mud before you turned a flower-friend? -
Before you turned my stylus toward a high poetic end?
"At 4 AM we tourists rubbernecked The Great White Way,
And held our noses while we watched 'The Garbage Can Ballet'."
Preachers never saved my life, but Parsons ever did -
By saving me from death by drowning - when I was a kid.
"Aristotles had shoulders quite as broad as those of Plato,"
Observed an anatomicated minister of NATO.
They sat beside each other, there, not knowing they would touch,
But when they did, the ecstasy of it was much too much.
Schwartz the Jew who changed his name to Black, is not ashamed
Of Schwartz - as he pretends - the while our picture's being framed.
Britannia exclaimed, "Though Germany's a fatherland,
It follows - not at all - that Britain too's a fatherland."
Salvation came from preachers in them good old golden days,
But now it comes from scientists - in unexpected ways.
Promise me, you'll never hesitate to send me pecking
If you should ever find my witless witticisms lacking.
"The Jews who cried repeatedly, 'America's a melt-
Ing pot' - were ladled out - at last - because they didn't melt."
When Alexander was a child he cut his teeth on Hom-
Er's Illiad which fired him - in later life - to roam.
They had their ticker tape tickets which they bought with borrowed cash,
And half insane they took a plane - they never dreamed would crash.
"How many atoms are there in the seat on which you sit?
How many galaxies comprise the seat on which I sit?"
Chain smokers may be more than superficially related
To derelicts - they call, "The chronic'ly inebriated".
"Discrimination in reverse, The NAACP
Is up against The DAR - LING - and me."
The happiest of men is he who has his work to do,
And does it, conscientiously, 'til it - and he - are through.
In view of my indifference to you and all your charm,
A bit of understatement shouldn't do you grievous harm.
A snail, whose house was on his back, amused a passing mouse.
Unhurt, the snail replied with cheer, "The laughs are on the house."
I tell the Greaser (Mexican to you) my name is Gringo
Grande, and he laughs like hell - to hear me lift his lingo.
A tricorn said, "In ordering all Moscow to be burned,
Was quite enough to cause the tide of battle to be turned."
You say she drew and quartered me above my turned-up toes?
And staged a perfume pantomime above her turned-up nose?
The heavy water we have made is water on the brain,
And Earth is our asylum - for, it's clear, we're all insane.
"My sky was dark with rushing wings as talons ran me through,"
Recalled the soaring spirit of a disembodied shrew.
Which Rothschild instigated France's revolution? Mayer
Anselm? (just a German-Jew), - or was it Anselm Mayer?
My heart is going back on me millenia, I feel,
For when you look at me, my heart becomes Achilles' heel.
"Instead of camping for the night, we marched, and at the crack
Of dawn, the foe arose - to fall - at our surprise attack."
He learned the art of puppetry, and after Saalfeldine
Was puppetted in pomp, he pulled a string or two - unseen.
Diamond Jim, you like to watch new paper money burn?
Uncle Sam, you like to watch old paper money burn?
"Of all the names you call Me, I prefer the name, 'Great Spirit',"
He said, "Which makes a Neuter out of Me - each time I hear it."

Fragment from #551 to #575

All crater-races blessed the man who listened to the Ox
Who said, "You know, I think my sister has a cure for pox."
The Age of Hypersensitivity is here at last.
For names like "nigger" pull the trigger of the colour-cast.
I can't think more of you for teasing me, I can't think less
Or you for playing fair - in our one-sided game of chess.
"The wolf has been maligned," He said. "Refute me if you can.
Substantiate the claim - that he has killed and eaten man."
God bless America - America, the Patriarchy.
God curse America - America, the Matriarchy.
You hairy ones in lawless jungles, kill or you'll be killed.
You hairless ones in lawful jungles, kill and you'll be killed.
"If past and future equal finite, then the rest would be,
That Present equals infinite - a timeful-timeless three."
The bottle baby doesn't show her age, for after all,
Her forty-seven years are well preserved - in alochol.
"Unhorsed, with splintered lance in hand, I lay there through the fight,
Unhurt, and I was rescued in the dark of blessed night."
The Vatican can never quite forgive a Walter Luther,
And Menagement can never quite forgive a Martin Reuther.
Lotisami, I need you more than any other thing -
Because you make me write the very songs you make me sing.
The whites usurped themselves and gave dominion to the blacks
Who turned upon the whites - and beat the meat from off their backs.
I'm harbouring half-way up a hill, the name of which is "Logue".
To me it's "log" - but my pronounciation's not in vogue.
You Gentiles are beholden to the Jews for God and Christ,
Because your God's a Jewish God, your Christ's a Jewish Christ.
I'm hoping I'll employ the most appropriate inflection,
The moment I disclose the full extent of my affection.
From Portugal to here, by way of Holland, came the Jew-
Ish Rosso Campo Rooseveldts - the Roosevelts - to you.
"Our lawn has swollen veins, "He cried, she cried. "Why, bless my soul."
But what they really saw - was just the subway of a mole.
The concert grand sonority of playing "Clair de Lune"
Too loudly,'s almost hid the fact - that Knabe's out of tune.
I just can't help but think of you too many times a day,
And yet, if I could help me - I would send my help away.
The Jewish Pinks and Reds who run America and Russia,
Are angry at the Gentish Whites - whose preference is Prussia.
A pound of cure is on the tips of tongues that can pronounce
The word, "prevention" - which must be preceded by an ounce.
The swan was questioning the lake as if he were compelled
To question all the mirrored beauty - he alone beheld.
"Religion's cheaper since the days of human sacrifice.
Today they get around Me - for a fraction of the price."
It surfaced after sixty days, but could have stayed below
Another sixty days - with claustrophobia to show.
"Look - and you will see your wife and brother bill-and-cooing.
What? You're not the kind of man to plot their joint undoing?"

Fragment from #751 to #775

"Italian-Jew, Columbo, just how many in your crew
Will heed me - when I shout 'Step foreward, every Spanish-Jew'?"
Attila left his wooden palace with a half a mil-
Lion savages, and vowed aloud, he'd never stop until - .
Lotisami, don't hold my hand while racing up and down
These desert hills - it's dangerous, you ambidextrous clown.
Churchill made a speech in Commons forty years ago,
November, fifth, - a Jew discussing other Jews - like Jo- - .
The fault i find with wealth is that it has to be protected,
And, in the process, all one's faculties are misdirected.
How many Jew-Marranos were expelled from Spain - the year -
He sailed, not out of curiosity but out of fear?
The Oracle of Delphi said, "Now put away your scroll,
And whisper in her seashell ear - if you would win her soul."
A fragrance indescribable is issuing the pur-
Ple sage - for it has rained - and prairie chickens are awhirr.
"To hook Ahasuerus," Whispered Uncle Mordecai,
"Conceal your race, reveal your race, act innocent and shy."
The revenuer doesn't know his mission'll be fruitless,
That every berry patch'll scratch his legs - for being bootless.
You will, you won't, you will, you won't, and then you firmly say,
You will - and are affronted that my mood has gone away.
Who could help synonymising Kublai Khan with wealth -
Beyond imagining? - Encrusting predatory stealth.
The Cath'lic Church is watching her percentages increase,
Through birth and immigration, - under Protestantic peace.
Malayan is the language always prevalent in Mad-
Agascar - which the French have always claimed they always had.
"If Time and Space are part of Me, then part of Me is dying -
The part you're killing through the art of artificial flying."
The rayon stocking district up on Sugar Rayon Hill,
Expects a coloured presidential candidate - who will - .
"A Roman captive, draped across my bireme's bow, is tied -
And moving in to ram a Roman trireme in the side."
The private institution, owned by private individ-
Uals, that is, the Federal Reserve, - is owned by Yid- - -
I needn't have to tell you that the blush is on your cheek,
And that you have a pretty, turned-up nose - I'd like to tweak.
The General Society of Belgium equals our
Federal Reserve - which equals Jew - financial power.
My civic head is partial to the letter of the law.
My civic heart is partial to the spirit of the law.
Through Civil Rights the niggers here convince the niggers there,
That youse - and not the Russian-Jews - deserve a lionshare.
He tightly held a hand whose fingers tapered off into
The distance - of desire unfulfilled - but which he knew - .
Economy of means affords economy of end.
Preventive war would save you - what you otherwise would spend.
"My recent operation took away the baby carriage,
But left the play pen," Said the bride-to-be - before her marriage.

Fragment of #776 to #825

Tamerlane, a sailor of the seven seas of sand,
Was cryptically archaeologized - at Samarkand.
We're crossing Fifty-Second Street, the three of us and you
Who do not know how glad I am - there's twice a fifty-two.
They say a Jerry told a Limey, "Frogs are good to eat."
They say a Gringo told a Dago, "Coons are good to eat."
O Navajo, address the bird that's hovering your head,
For it's the feathered spirit of your mother - who is dead.
The chief concern of government is business? Isn't business
The same as government? - or government the same as business?
He said, "Whenever mortals call Me, King of Kings, I groan -
For they're naive enough to think I rule and have a throne."
The monster with the velvet voice has nylonized her face -
Of which there used to be a sign - but now, there's not a trace.
"He squeezed a forty-four-leaf clover over me until,
Green-bloodedly, it flooded me - with Irish chlorophyll."
The answer to the question, why we owe, to whom we owe, -
The National Debt, - Paul Warburg and associates - would know.
Each time I try to put in words the glory of our dwelling
Inside each other's consciousness, I fail - for there's no telling.
The ghost of Hitler squeaked, "Beware, you Shylockistic Jews.
What happened here will happen there - if you don't one your twos."
Dwight Parsons I'm indebted to, e'en more'n to father's wife
Who merely bore me - while the former saved my precious life.
Mercenary Gentile armies - generalled by Jews?
Auxiliary Gentile armies - generalled by Jews?
The rusty chains I'm clanking were not placed on me - by me,
But rather, by my lotus friend - who'll never set me free.
Just below the foam that's eddying, a trout is flipping
For flies - and clearing water altogether - all adripping.
Barba was as terrible as Muscovy's Ivan
The Terrible - too terrible to've borne the name of Jon.
Macaws are coloured gaudily enough, but cannot talk -
About how gaudily they're coloured - so, they only squawk.
Book I, begun on New Year's Day, will end on New Year's Night, -
But in a diff'rent year, my dear, - and in a diff'rent light.
"If William taught us anything, it's this," He said with force,
"That cavalry is not the same as infantry on horse."
An English-Jewess and a German-Jew were cousin-married,
And in their union, Zion's elders' golden ball was carried.
What's left of Captain Bligh's The Bounty may be more than pins
And nails of brass that shine adeep the brine of tails and fins.
"Isms have a way of breeding schisms, I suspect,
But Islamism doesn't know - that it's its own defect."
Exploit the values of the moment to the full, and you
May rest assured that you've secured the how - to now you through.
"A thousand feet of scaly neck stood sentinel at sea,
As cloud-enshrouded radar eyes - kept peering down at me."
Would every reader who enjoys Book I, consider taking
The time to read, that while he reads - Book II is in the making?
Let me be your servant-cavalier, 'til death d'us part.
Let me, and I'll serve with chivalry - with all my heart.
Old China launched the strangest of all money-saving drives,
Which cut the cost of living with some coins - the shape of knives.
The temporality that Six-and-Six once gave the Pope,
Will be reclaimed by One-and-One - and with a hangman's rope.
Manhattan, wounded, lies abed and hankers for the day
That he can pick the scab of progress off - and go his way.
I stole a kiss that was amiss, for she exclaimed, "You shouldn't:
Remember this, you promised me, you wouldn't steal, you wouldn't."
Majority-in-density's minority-in-mass?
Minority-in-density's majority-in-mass?
A fly remarked, "Keep walking on your ceilings 'til you die.
I think I'll try for higher things - and walk upon the sky."
"He executes, they represent, but we adjudicate,
And in so doing, - really rule - the Zionation-State."
What good's a vine without a wall, a wall without a vine? -
That clings to stone like flesh to bone - around about a spine?
Seated at a microphone - one Sunday night - was Dendo.
Seated at a radio - one Sunday night - was Brando.
The Jews - without control of your finance - could never in-
Stigate your wars. Alas, they're doing both, - and "it's no sin - ."
His name is Mr French and yet, he's English by descent.
The Normans must have caused it - when they conquer-came and went.
"Exactly as expected, you've ignored My good advice,
And since you've heard - yet wouldn't heed - it shan't be said atwice."
The mountain peaks, the valleys and the hilltops in between,
Will topographic'ly equate - the democratic scene.
"Although my name is Charles, although I'm Britain's heir apparent,
A mohel circumsized - the Jew in me - that's not apparent.
The so-called Hairy Ainu raises hair where hair should be,
But we who call him hairy - may be hairier than he.
Lady Luck Lotisami, I deem it more than chance -
My military posture's now my military stance.
"Our name is not America - America, indeed,
But rather, Vinland, North and South," The drifting pair decreed.
My white is right of red, what's more, my white is right of pink
A white that's right as might - and I rejoice in what I think.
The closer you arrive at finding out a Jew intention,
The more the Jew exerts himself - to find a Jew prevention.
I'm sure she knew the time and place I threw that furtive kiss,
For she's a psychic wonder when it comes to things like this.
Don't you understand that their success is your defeat?
You've never heard them say in whispers, "We're the world's elite"?
An iceberg raised his head and said, "I've more than what I show. -
Above my water line is just a hint of what's below."
The Judamericans are handing money over fist,
As more and more of it goes Israel - gone Zionist.
Letting me have sex with you would make you feel inferior?
Not letting me have sex with you would make you feel superior?

Fragment from #976 to #1000

For the first few lines of the scan, the ends of the lines are barely visible. Words in braces are my best guess, and dots show roughly the length of an unreadable word — I have no idea what it actually says, it’s indiscernible.

Uncle Sam' would have to sham battles with the {bear},
The Russian bear, - because he is the bear, the {Prussian bear}.
Over and above the amourousity of you,
Is one who cherishes - the glamourousity of you.
Scharnhorst fell at Lutzen and was littered of to die,
The day the Russians and the Prussians fought the { ..... } - .
The Jew inquires, "What's your purpose in revealing this?"
As I inquire, "What's you purpose in concealing this?"
Men of higher math' { ..... },
But men of highest math' { ..... }.
Lotisami is Fortune who insists on nothing more -
Than that my loving her - is non the less - my loving { ... }.
The bullet ricochets from rabbit one to rabbit two? -
Despite the fact that they were not alignmented with you?
Imur said, "My power's well sustained by Armarines
Who are - by far and wide - the most available of means.
The Port of Authority changed its name to Authority of the Port,
And now its name is just as long = as when it was just as short.
I dare not have you and I dare not hold Magnolia's flower?
For both would undergo a darkeninng - within the hour?
Coolidge cried, "You'd have to be a salt and pepper sege -
To catch the alcoholic spirit - of a drunken age.
Here's a list of all the kings who shared their thrones or beds
With Jewesses - who knew the knack - of cracking royal heads.
A branch of government considers and reviews, before
It countermands another branch - with which it is at war.
"To Me, what happens on your planet is of little note -
A tiny planet of a tiny sun - and so remote.
A losing mouse, a winning lion - how about it, Lindy?
A winning mouse, a losing lion - how about it, Lindy?
"Take my people to the hill in hast and hide them well,
For I predict that soon there'll be unleashed - a holy hell."
The Chinese-Jew succeeds - because the Jew in him prevails?
The Negro-Jew succeeds - because the Jew in him prevails?
I praise the surgency of you who issue out of mud,
And raises royally - to be the blossom of the blood.
The Jews - who think but never say - they are the master race?
The Jews - who are but never seem - to be the master race?
My telephone's a bell that's either ringing when it shouldn't,
Or isn't ringing when it should - because it can't or couldn't.
The Jews whose policy is that of never once admit-
Ting anything, - is quite enough - to make a Grendel grit - .
I looked at her and watched her lovely face embrace a smile,
And found it more than just enough - to tarry me the while.
It's true that "men revenge themselves when injuries are small,
But can't when injuries are great". Remember this, you all.
"A dissipated cannon ball was rolling to a stop.
I ran and put my foot on it - which broke my leg," Said Pop.
At last - long last - the first Milleniad is now completed,
And not a syllable nor word of it - shall be deleted.